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Joke of the Day

"A penis is like a box of chocolates Because girls can't get enough of them as long as they're dark and rich."

"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."

"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck ninety-nine, but deer nuts are always under a buck"

"Don't fall for it black people, white people only invite us to go camping to see how long we stay alive."

"Why did the white girl die of alkalosis? Because she was too basic"

"I'm at a party right now and your mom is the only one waiting by the punchbowl. Your mom is the punch line."

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Have you ever had North Korean food? No? Neither have they."

"My girlfriend asked if she would be able to make a living by being a stripper... I told her it was probably a bit too risque."