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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"
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"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."
"Did you know that, during the first game of the 1936 baseball season, the Boston Braves managed to win while also badly injuring six players on the opposing team? They were truly ruthless."
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
"If Bob The Builder's slogan is ""Can he fix it?"" then he's not really a builder is he? More of a repairman."
"What has two legs and looks like a spider? A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)"
"What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial? It doesn't matter."
"4-year-old: Can you hold my rubber ducky? Me: *takes the ducky* Why? 4: I dropped it in the toilet."
"I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt."
"What can you say about lots of protected sex? It is a common misconception"