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Joke of the Day
"I only remember the punchline: ""Follow the yellow-dicked toad!"" Anyone know the joke?"
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"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
"Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had (1) She enjoys when you're inside her (2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast (3) She takes her top off whenever you ask"
"Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power"
"A woman said to her husband: ""Tie me and I'll let do what you want"" Then, he tied her and slept with the maid"
"What do asparagus and anal sex have in common? The more it's forced on you as a child, the more you dislike it as an adult."
"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"
"R news are nazis This is how it works, right? Can i get my karma points now i need karma"
"I can sum up my taste in music and my political and religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers."
"My son kneed himself on the trampoline. *black eye forming Me: Son, we need to come up with a better story than this."