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Joke of the Day

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"""Boy it sure is muggy out here.""- White people, walking through the hood."

"So many rainbows so little rain. Please send rain, sincerely California."

"How many Ron Pauls does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"[Watching babies first steps] *turns to wife* Has he been drinking?"

"When I went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron."

""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."

"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."

"Why do witches not wear panties? You get better grip on the brooms."

"What do you get when you scare a tree? Petrified wood."