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Joke of the Day

"If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check"

"I've seen homeless guys who keep their boxes in better shape than some girls keep theirs."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far-out."

"Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college."

"Turtle + Porcupine = Slowpoke"

"A islamic dial ripoff made a new type of hand soap. Aloe Akbar."

"Chuck Norris has only farted once. The last time that he did, the universe was created."

"CNN got really excited about the #TransAsia plane until they found out it's not missing so now they don't care."

"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."

"Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !"