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Joke of the Day
"How did Aladdin die? Carpet bombing."
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"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."
"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."
"What do you call a Jewish vampire? Nosferajew!"
"I think three movies is a bit much for the hobbit. Seems like they're really dragon it out."
"What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop? Gotham?"
"Recent studies have shown that people who have hands larger than their face is a sign of intelligence. Wait, crap, I need to be there in person for this to work."
"what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh"
"What do you call a mexican protein? Amigo Acid"
"I was sitting on the toilet when todays earthquake hit. The toilet shook like a rollercoaster. It scared the shit out of me."