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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."
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"I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park."
"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."
"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."
"How do you hide an elephant up a cheery tree? Put it in the tree and paint it's balls red. What's the loudest noise in the world? A giraffe eating cherries Edit: not a cheery tree...cherry"
"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."
"Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan? Because he was a kami!"
"It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I'm back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat."