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Joke of the Day
"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"
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"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
"To all the ""cougars"" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves ""Thundercats"" shame. on. you."
"A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head... the bartender said, ""Can I help you?"" and the duck said, ""Yeah, get this guy off my ass."""
"Whatever you do, always give 100% Unless you're donating blood"
"What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled? What have I got to luge?"
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"Just went to the bookies to put a bet on a horse called ""Dirty Carpet"" it's never been beaten"