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Joke of the Day

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."

"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."

"Yo Mama Chain Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!"

"If I lost a leg in an accident the worst part would be never being able to flush a public toilet again"

"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."

"Pizza joke? Forget it, it's too cheesy"

"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"

"June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: ""That gives me an idea."""

"you have heard ""A pint is a pound"" ... .. and that is a seriously high petrol price. I know. It's not that good. Nor even that funny. But it's coming. Happy Halloween."

"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."