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Joke of the Day
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
Next Joke
"Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry."
"so I heard The Rock was cooking... can you smell it?"
"If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as ""mother"" or ""father."""
"If anyone has a really good fish pun... Let minnow"
"What do Americans and Putin have in common? They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving."
"Boss confused me with another employee and fired me. Then called two days later to fire me for not showing up for 2 days. #HowIGotFired"
"2 yr old just made me wish I was 2 again: ""I had a dream I was walking down the street and didn't have to hold anyone's hand"""
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."