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Joke of the Day
"In an elevator with my geology professor and my ex-geology professor. Can you say ROCKward?"
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"don't smoke pots because they are made of clay and can burn your tongue"
"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"
"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."
"""Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil's avocado sometimes"" Teacher: devil's advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no."
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole? A Hot Cross Bunny"
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"My New Year's resolution is *removes sunglasses* 2048x1080. I'll explain. *perches on desk* You see, the word 'resolution' can also refer t"
"Man next to to me just said into his phone ""You caught me in the middle of a sandwich."" He's lying. He is not in a sandwich."
"So I heard the Brits have a new dating app It's called Kinder."