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Joke of the Day

"According to Proactiv commercials, people with acne are incapable of being happy AND finding love. Tough break, mutants."

"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 million."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan"

"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."

"What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common? Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess"

"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"What does an octopus have ten of? Tickles..."

"What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother."

"She can't leave if you're wearing all of her clothes."