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Joke of the Day

"It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I'm back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat."

"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."

"I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway."

"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"

"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they stay for the intelligent discourse about Benghazi"

"It's true that blacks can be racist too! But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it."

"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"

"What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast?? A stretch"

"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."