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Joke of the Day
"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !"
"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"
"What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs."
"A cunt. What do you call someone who reads the punchline first and then the rest of the joke?"
"When i die i want to go peacefully like my friend in his sleep. Not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car."
"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."
"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"
"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"
"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."