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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."

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"Can someone help me find some videos of Al Gore dancing? I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help."
"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"
"This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents."
"Fortune tellers I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?"
"I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery."
"3 days ago I put a sign on my door that said ""I'll be back in 20 minutes"". Nobody has bothered me since and I'm never taking it down."
"Small mirror that attaches to head of a phone so you can peripherally experience real life while you're live tweeting it."
"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"
"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."