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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"
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"Sex is a great way to get rid of stress, so go f*ck yourself and calm down"
"What subreddit is the same as a recycling machine and will disappoint people [removed] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Yesididjustcombine2jokes"
"I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends Nobody came."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo. Better if you say this aloud."
"A vegan, cross fitters, and yoga person sit down for dinner And nobody says a word."
"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalks... ...for keeping me off the streets"
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."