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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"
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"Do you know what a will is? C'mon! It's a dead giveaway."
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"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."
"Lawyer: do you watch people use the bathroom? Defendant: no Lawyer: spell ""ICUP"" Defendant: I-C-U-P Judge: *softly* omg Jury: *whispering*"
"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids."
"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."
"What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease? Turkey Jerky"
"I want to give a shoutout to the sidewalk For keeping me off the street."