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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"
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"The Marines are a department of the Navy... The Men's Department"
"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"
"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"What do you call a king with a weed addiction? Your royal highness."
"What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!"
"I suck at blowing up balloons That's probably why they never inflate"
"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."
"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."
"Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures..."