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Joke of the Day
"How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots."
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"What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts!"
"Mom asked about a stock she's owned for 20yrs called Amazon & I've mostly been telling her I love her & reminding her my brother never calls"
"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."
"What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories"
"Marmalade Q. What's the difference between jam and marmalade? A. You can't marmalade your cock in someone's arse"
"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""
"Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn't know what to do so I blew him a kiss"
"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."
"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."