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Joke of the Day

"My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls."

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."

"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"Mom I get nervous on dates & always sweat. ""Wear something that doesn't show stains"" [5 hours later] How was your date? She hated my poncho."

"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."

"What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it ""an apology""? ""Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"""

"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"

"Dear autocorrect, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut."