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Joke of the Day

"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."

"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."

"So Donald Trump walks into the oval office as the 45th president of the U.S. Title"

"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."

"Refrigerator ice dispensers are perfect for those times when you need either zero or 5000 ice cubes."

"Ebola lingers in semen for nine months... I couldn't think of a decent punchline, but there's a winner out there for this headline for sure. . Highest voted comment wins the punchline."

"What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing. Because the blind man can't fucking see him and even if he said something, the deaf man wouldn't be able to fucking hear it."

"I'm worried, about that one cute sweet innocent girl who keeps liking my fb post."