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Joke of the Day

"What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it ""an apology""? ""Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"""

"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""

"Tom Clancy passed away today Now he'll be Rainbow 6 feet deep."

"I have an image of Jesus that pops up on my laptop if I leave it idle for 10 minutes... It's my screen savior..."

"So, a squirrel walks into a bar- -k"

"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"

"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."

"If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either."

"I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried. I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life."

"*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet..."