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Joke of the Day

"What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it ""an apology""? ""Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"""

"Who was the first carpenter ever? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor."""

"Today is definitely a good day to be kissed but I'm going to sit inside and look at my phone because sometimes that feels like kissing too"

"A pedophile serial killer lures a child into a forest on a rainy night The kid says, ""I'm scared."" The pedophile responds, ""You're scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone."""

"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"

"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"

"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."