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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"
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"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? (slightly NSFW) A pickpocket snatches watches."
"What organ do only British people have? The Eng gland."
"A good will gesture . . . A friendly chap from a local charity asked for a donation towards restoring the community swimming pool today. . . I gave him a bottle of water."
"Why is it fun to date teachers? Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again ;)"
"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"
"""Are you the ghost of Christmas past?"" - what I ask a person with a flip phone."
"When one of my friends told me he was in a sexual relationship with a space rock... I had no comet."
"Who decides which weeds to kill in the garden? Weedicide."