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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"
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"When I was young, you could go into a corner shop with 1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freddos and a magazine. Nowadays, there's CCTV everywhere."
"What do you call a sex toy bought at IKEA? A ""One Night Stand"""
"Two seats open. One next to a good looking girl who noticed me as I walked in. The other by a wall outlet. She'll find love in another man."
"My electronegativity class in college was such a blow off class! I got an F on all my exams for the class, but I still managed to maintain a 4.0 GPA."
"(NSFW) Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"A Serial Killer Known For Ripping Out Tounges Entered The Buzzfeed Office And What He Did Next Left Us Speechless"
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""
"F**k censorship"