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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? BOOBIES!!!"
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"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."
"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."
"All police should quit, just to teach us a lesson. We'll beg them to beat and gas us, but they'll be like nope, you didn't appreciate it"
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"
"*puts on shirt* *notices shirt has OBVIOUS stain* *takes off shirt* *hangs back up for future attempt at wearing shirt*"
"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"
"My landlord wanted to come talk to me about the high heating bill I told him, ""My door is always open""."