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Joke of the Day

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? Because he is gay and the people on the other side of the road hate him and asked him to leave."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotopus"

"What are the specs on your computer? Oh those? They're just my reading glasses."

"My friend kept nagging me to donate one of my prepositions to charity. Eventually, I gave in."

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? They were all tied up."

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."

"Why is the tailor's daughter such a slut? She gives great hem jobs."

"I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google."