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Joke of the Day
"Wife asked what was on the TV... I said ""dust"". That's when the fight started."
Next Joke
"You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?"
"A man walks into a brothel.. The attendant behind the desk says ""Beat it. We're closed""."
"On Halloween, how do skeletons call their friends? With their iBone."
"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."
"What's the difference between a dog and a fox? About 20 beers!!"
"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."
"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"
"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."
"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"