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Joke of the Day
"what is your least favorite type of sandwich? Whoops, wrong sub."
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"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"
"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."
"I bought a new lock for my bedroom door Wound up getting half off when it didn't work."
"When I'm in an elevator with a stranger I generally hold their hand to let them know that they're safe"
"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."
"If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party"
"Mission Impossible Six announced. Will be their hardest mission yet... Getting a job in this economy."
"Almost every McDonalds A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?"