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Joke of the Day
"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"
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"You don't really know someone until you get ridiculously drunk with them."
"A man had to visit a hospital after inserting five toy horses up his anus... ... the doctors described his condition as stable."
"Other people's children are my form of birth control."
"A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower. His girlfriend says ""Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?"" The man replies ""Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."""
"When is ""shit"" not ever ""real""?"
"Ebola seems pretty serious I think I might take one more flinstone vitamin in the morning from now on."
"My friend told me I was smart enough to be the next Isaac Newton... Well Newton died a lonely virgin so clearly I'm doing something right"
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne. Acne waits until you're thirteen to come on your face."