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Joke of the Day

"Where does the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"

"What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease? Let's name our sandwich shop after it"

"Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"

"Did you used to blow bubbles when you were younger? Well, he's back in town lookin' for ya!"

"One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove? A tampon."

"Polceman: ""I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."" Man: ""What's the charge?"" Polceman: ""Oh there's no charge. It's all part of the service."