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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."

"How come Noah didn't just slap those two mosquitoes?"

"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"

"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."

"A horse walks into a Police Station. Not a joke it actually happened http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-29550834 I would welcome a few jokes based upon this though."

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"

"How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment? He took a shelfie."

"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."

"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"