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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?"

"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"It seems like instead of ""say cheese,"" photographers in the olden days were like, ""everything is meaningless."""

"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"

"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."

"Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize."

"I tried learning trigonometry under the hot sun Only thing i got was a tan"

"They're getting rid of all our Fossil Fuels to go 100% Electric?! Oil go Volt! No votes, really? No one gets this joke, I see."

"I lost fifty pounds in two weeks by lying!"