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Joke of the Day

"How many cross-dressers live near Manchester? Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address."

"People say I'm a mean person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a sweet girl In a jar on my desk."

"Why is Trump never on top? Because he always fucks up."

"Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands"

"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"

"30+ and single? There's an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat."

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""

"My friend's WoW character couldn't go forward anymore. You'll never guess what he said !? "" wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"""