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Joke of the Day
"Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands"
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"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles."
"""F,DT I am."" - Yoda texting a girl that he's DTF"
"Never trust a screw... ... They might turn on you!"
"Why did Einstein cross the road? So the other side could get to him"
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table...and a chair"
"New study shows that homosexuals care more about marriage than straight people. When they propose, they get down on both knees."
"What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding? Nothing, he already said it twice."
"You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails."
"Q: What do pelicans eat? A: Anything that fits the bill."