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Joke of the Day
"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"
Next Joke
"What video game does hitler play? Mein craft"
"With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal?"
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."
"What's a stoners favorite marker? A Highlighter"
"What does DNA stand for? National Association for Dyslexics"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass"
"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."
"Get a dog from the shelter for your kids and you're a hero but get a hobo from the shelter to babysit your kids and everyone gets all upset"
"My Asian friend asked me what the word correctible meant... I replied, ""It's what you call an object regarded as being of value or interest to a collector."""