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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' '""Didja hear the news?"" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. ""Harrigan drank so much his wife left him!"" ""Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"""

"So I was talking to my blond friend I was telling her that I was named after a character from a tv show. She replied: ""What was their name?""."

".@petco None of the pets I purchase from you shrug and say ""It's a living"" when I use them in place of household appliances."

"Why did the medieval Indian go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit Sikh"

"You may refer to him as Cap'n Crunch to others, but you must still salute him in person."

"What do you call a really, really quiet piece of meat? A shh-kebab. --- I love you too, fellas."

"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."

"I met my SO while working for a German newspaper It was love at first Zeit"

"Heard about the fruit that became a president? He got impeached."

"How did Jamie find Cersei in the long grass? Satisfying."