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Joke of the Day

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"

"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"

"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"

"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"

"I may be Indian.. ...but damn Curry sucks!"

"Did you hear the pizza guy's joke? He has excellent delivery."

"Dog shampoo was on sale & cheaper than my normal shampoo so it looks like I'm going to have a shiny, healthy coat for the next few weeks."

"What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown? A *humor*."

"The iPhone 6 looks pretty cool, but it still lets people leave voicemails, so they apparently haven't worked out all the bugs yet."