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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. OMg"
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"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"
"don't get me wrong I love my life & family, but I'd trade it all IN A HEARTBEAT for the sweet parking spot I just saw this guy get at Costco"
"What's the difference. . What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into a girls mouth."
"Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back."
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
"My girlfriend messed up baking a tart She was to re-tart it"
"Reports are in that Hugo Chjavez has died....hmmmmm Saddam Hussein Osama Bin Ladden Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Fidel Castro Hugo Chavez Not good times for my Fantasy Dictator League..."
"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."
"My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off... ...serves him right!"