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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend messed up baking a tart She was to re-tart it"
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"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"
"You know what I love about having kids? Not having them."
"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"What's the difference between snow tires and slaves? Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness"
"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind"
"Biden: We need theme music when we walk into a room Obama: Joe be professional Biden: STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON, CRAZY MOTHER- #BidenMemes"
"2 young Christians walk into a bar... But they're under age & can't drink, so they don't really do anything."
"Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach"