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Joke of the Day
"My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off... ...serves him right!"
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"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog."
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"How do you get down off of an elephant? You dont. You get down off a goose."
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"I'm not your typical teenage girl. I'm 35 years old."
"Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings"
"What's the difference between a gun and a penis If a penis goes off in you mouth it goes limp. If a gun goes off in your mouth, you do."
"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment!!!!"
"I once made a horse laugh and cry. (NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried."