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Joke of the Day
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
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"Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/"
"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"
"If Romney wins I will punch a basket of newborn kittens one by one. Do you want that, America? Do you want kittens to get punched?"
"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."
"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"
"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One's heavy and the other is a little lighter..."
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare."
"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"
"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"