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Joke of the Day
"What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get? Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended"
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"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."
"What do Orphans get for Christmas? Lonely."
"I've got a friend whose nickname is 'shagger'. You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it."
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"
"What do you call a high retarded person? A baked potato"
"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."
"Kanye West."
"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"
"Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with."