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Joke of the Day
"Why is the sea so salty? because the land won't wave back."
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"Girlfriend said she felt she looked fat, tired, and ugly. Said she needed a compliment. I told her that her eyesight was nearly flawless."
"Reddit's biggest April Fool's Day Joke Yet http://i.imgur.com/aT7QoyW.png"
"The easiest way to a man's heart? It's between the fourth and fifth ribs"
"Apparently the majority of The United Arab Emirates don't allow The Flintstones to be shown... However Abu Dhabi do."
"(in dog boss' office) ""Smith, you're fired."" Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) ""Wait Smith get back here"""
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
"A Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church... The priest says, ""Hey hey hey, you're not allowed here."" The Higgs boson says, ""But without me, there would be no mass."""
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""