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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Cow on the moon? A Moo - nwalker"

"I Have a Wind Powered Car I have to blow into an ignition interlock device to start my car."

"The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much."

"Police officer: Excuse me but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle."

"What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? Purolator."

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"

"Me: *slides note to bank teller* Bank Teller: So....you're not robbing us, you just want to take a selfie with ""mad cash"" on your face?"

"One comedian on Britain's got talent brought on wrapped boxes. He said he wanted to have on stage presence."