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Joke of the Day
"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."
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"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"
"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."
"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"How does an elephant hide in the jungle? It paints its balls red and climbs up a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries."
"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""
"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage."
"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""
"What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny."
"If a cat catches all the mice on your property... does that make it squeaky clean?"