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Joke of the Day

"If a poison expires, Will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?"

"If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends they might not give you a chance to change your mind..."

"I guess I'll go to your party but answer the next question VERY CAREFULLY: will there be a cheese tray"

"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."

"An Apple computer walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Mac?"""

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller."

"What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT"

"TWILIGHT: Taking the N' out of ""Vampire Fangs"", since 2007!"

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"Yo mama is so ghetto her wedding dress was a tall-t"