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Joke of the Day

"Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?"" ""Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."""

"What do you find in a rythmic bakery? A-bun-dance"

"I'm my own boyfriend when it comes to farts"

"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"

"To find out your cat name, pick any name at random and refuse to answer to it."

"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."

"What's a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"

"Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled. I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it."

"""Sir, it appears the bomb was hidden in the Japanese man's beer!"" ""Looks like the killer... BREW his mind."""

"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."