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Joke of the Day

"So my girlfriend of five years asked me... . . ""Daddy, when is my 6th birthday?"""

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"

"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"

"TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting."

"Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus."

"I quit drugs, and it made everyone happy. Except for my lamp. It won't talk to me anymore."

"Why did the cow get an award? For being outstanding in his field. Sorry."

"You guys should read ""It's normal here"" a biography of a Chinese exchange student who was sexually assaulted. written by Quinton Chingme"

"How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck"

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."