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Joke of the Day

"If a cat catches all the mice on your property... does that make it squeaky clean?"

"Im starting to see the bright side of being single.. ..If I tip the bottle towards the ceiling, light shines right through the Vodka. Facinating"

"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote."

"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."

"What do you call a chocolate moose? Dessert."

"so a comedian is sent out in war he ends up doing puns of damage to the enemy"

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"

"if you love dictionaries so much why dont you Merriam"

"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."