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Joke of the Day

"I don't believe in mythical creatures like dragons, unicorns, Lock Ness Monster, drama free women. Just joking, I believe in Nessie."

"What's a catalyst? It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows."

"Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist."

"A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'"

"We All Love To Hate Them But... Let's Hear Your Dad Jokes. We love to hate them ( secretly of course) But let's hear the worst ones you come to hear in your life."

"Harry S. Truman walks into a sushi bar and orders a Nagasake bomb."

"I got a tattoo in the bald spot on top of my head that reads ""let go of my ears lady, I know what I'm doing"""

"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"

"My mum is a midwife and she always messes up jokes... Which is strange, because I thought midwives were great at delivery."

"Friend: I want a baby. Me: Remember when your neighbor was practicing the clarinet at 1AM? It's like that, but you can't call the cops."