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Joke of the Day
"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"
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"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."
"[goes to sign up for course on how to handle bad news better] ""sorry, we're full"" [lights myself on fire]"
"Google+ is starting to sound like a half-way house for people that aren't phony enough for Facebook but aren't edgy enough for Twitter."
"What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ""I'm sweet on you!"" "
"Hanukah hip-hop act of the decade? Dr. Dreidel with Justin Timberlatke. (There's gotta be more we can do with this.)"
"Oh look! A guy with ""Stand-Up Comic"" in his bio unfollowed me two seconds after I followed back. That's never happened before."
"What has 2 wings and a halo? Did you say angel? WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* ""Halo?"""
"What did one eyeball say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."