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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell"
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"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole."
"Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !"
"This vacuum has amazing suction but no respect for my safe word."
"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."
"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."
"When I woke up this morning I was like, ""I really can't stay"" but my bed was like, ""Baby, it's cold outside."""