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Joke of the Day
"What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ""I'm sweet on you!"" "
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"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."
"Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story"
"Establish dominance by licking the spoon and then putting it back in the mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner."
"Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had."
"I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon. -Emo Philips"
"""Get me another beer, boy"" ""Dad I'm an adult. My name's Bobby"" ""It's time you knew the truth boy. The 2nd & 3rd B's in your name are silent"""
"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"
"Why is blackmail called blackmail? Because it isn't fair."
"""Why can't anything be easy?!?"" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual."