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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"
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"Want a couple of pointers in life? 0x8130 and 0x8134"
"Why did the spy cross the road? Because he never really was on your side."
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs."
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"Murder is like art, as long as you can bullshit your way into justifying it, someone out there will be like ""oh yeah, I totally get it."""
"The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I'm gonna like it. 3) I like you."
"What do you call a group of homosexual lions? gay pride"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"My dog just saved my life by ferociously barking at nothing outside."