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Joke of the Day

"Hanukah hip-hop act of the decade? Dr. Dreidel with Justin Timberlatke. (There's gotta be more we can do with this.)"

"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"

"What do terrorist Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction."

"They should name hurricanes after black people: It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood."

"Am I the only one who gets nervous when a person @'s you with a link? Like they found that pic of you at 18 being spanked in a tutu."

"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."

"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"

"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"

"Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975? 'Cause Charlie don't serf."

"A husband and wife talk about the weather... She's too wet and he says it's coming down hard."