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Joke of the Day

"Hanukah hip-hop act of the decade? Dr. Dreidel with Justin Timberlatke. (There's gotta be more we can do with this.)"

"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"

"The inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word."

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread"

"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"What's the thing u don't tell a vampire? Bite me."

"How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb? Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again."